Welcome to Avesta, the planet where someone apparently rolled some dice, shrugged, and said, "That works." Because let's be honest, when you have a planetary resource list that is made up of ore, lumber, milk, eggs, oil, and bricks, you have to ask what is really going on? It’s like someone tried to create the perfect industrial outpost but accidentally slipped several items from their grocery list. We want to know: what can we expect going forward.
Ore & Lumber: The Classic Staples
Starting off strong, we’ve got ore and lumber, the backbone of any self-respecting settlement. Need to build things? Need to craft a campfire, an oven, or build a wooden fortress? Avesta’s got you. These are the reliable, predictable, no-nonsense resources that any budding outpost requires to grow. Now, will you be able to extract them? That is entirely up to you and the work ethic of your Seedlings.
Eggs: Breakfast of Champions (or Survivors?)
Because after a long day of mining ore and lumber, obviously what you need is a hot delicious omelet (which apparently is the only thing you can make when you first arrive on this new planet, breakfast haters beware). It is quite odd that there is no visible livestock of any kind. The deposits just... exist. They replenish themselves mysteriously, defying every known rule of biology and agriculture. Are they being produced underground? Synthesized by some unknown force? No one knows, and frankly, at this point, no one’s asking too many questions. Just eat your omelet and don’t ask any questions.
Oil: The Greasy Wildcard
Then there’s oil, because why not? Forget the clean energy revolution, Avesta is apparently still living in a fossil-fuel-based fever dream. But here’s the twist, extracting oil gives you soil, a surprisingly valuable ingredient in certain recipes like MicroAlgae (yeah, because I love a good spoonful of soil in my smoothies). So, even the dirtiest resource has a hidden culinary application.
Bricks: Because Raw Materials Weren’t Enough
And just when you thought the list couldn’t get weirder, Avesta decided to just give people bricks straight out of the ground. Not clay, not raw materials, actual bricks, ready for stacking. It’s almost as if Avesta is tired of waiting for Seedlings to get their act together and decided to do some of the work for them.
So What’s the Deal?
Avesta’s resource mix is either the work of a strange cosmic architect or the result of some deep experiment by Seed Industries (and let’s be honest, we wouldn’t put it past them). One thing’s for sure, whether you’re building an empire or just trying to eat breakfast, Avesta’s got you covered. We suspect things are about to get a little crazy.
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